Me: So, you need to post something today. You're not going to sit back and let this blog rot like the other two.
Me: BUT THERE'S JUST SO MANY DECISIONSSSS!!!!
Me: .....what?
Me: Like, do I put myself on some sort of schedule? Do I only post excerpts of one story so I don't confuse people? Do I find character photos even though I have a hard time confining my characters to only one face? Am I allowed to blog about my life outside of writing? And what if the new Lemony Snicket book just came out and I want to talk about it? WHAT THEN?!?!?!
Me: Okay, let's calm down here! Let's talk about this in a calm manner like the mature adult we are.
Me: WE AREN'T A MATURE ADULT!!!